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Colours of an Unconventional Lullaby by SanzoBrat Colours of an Unconventional Lullaby :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 5 1 Om Nom? by SanzoBrat Om Nom? :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 4 7 .Censored::Denied. by SanzoBrat .Censored::Denied. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 3 0
Winter black.
Winter is the dark wool of trench coats;
  a thousand strange animals
     transforming people into birds and shadows,
          as they walk through darkened streets.
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Clothed in storm clouds;
With shimmering necklaces of hummingbirds
Strung about their throats,
They strut and preen, and coo and trill,
And declare,
"I am more beautiful then you."
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I remember...
I remember...
I remember small things. Snippets of memories that shine brighter then life; I remember hiking with my dad, one summer when it was hot enough to make me go swimming in a glacier-fed river with all my clothes on. I remember what the water felt like- so cold, but perfect with the sun beating down on us, and crystal clear. I could see the speckles on the round, rabbit sized rocks on the riverbed, and every single bubble Buster's paws made as he swam beside me.
I remember shrieking with laughter, alive as I'll ever be in the midst of hurricane force winds; the thrill of standing in the gust and watching a day-light, storm-tossed sea. I know the shade of the water, and the feather-soft touch of the spray on my face. The exact colour of the grey-blue-white sky, and how the wind forced me back, holding me up.
I remember stargazing from my backyard, bickering good naturedly with my father on what was, and wasn't, the space station, with two sleepy dash hounds in our laps. I can s
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The Toaster.
It was like something out of a movie – or doctor who; down lane, exiting from arrivals, was a man. He wasn't very remarkable: average height, brown hair, little bit on the skinny side. No, the man wasn't too note worthy- but the toaster. Now, that toaster, it was a find.
Brilliant white, with big black spots, it was the toaster to end all toasters. It was the Branjolina of toasters, the Picasso, the, well, if it's idolised around the globe, and fawned on by the media, then this toaster was it. And it knew it. The tall skinny guy was just a butler, someone to carry it's elegant form where it needed to go; someone to keep the dainty white finish dainty and white. The toaster was the real focus; the toaster, it was the real star.
But fate can be so cruel. I stood, staring, as the jewel of all existence walked by, captivated by its magnificence; And then it was swept away, cruelly denied it's legions of fans as it's barer stepped into a black topped yellow cab, closing the door with a
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Mother Tongue.
Mother Tongue.
As a child, her voice imprinted on me. It was unique, special- it meant safety, and warmth, comfort and sustenance. As I grew, hers would be the voice that taught me words, that spoke softly in times of distress, and firmly in disobedience. I grew up to her voice, her words and phrases; her laughter, her smiles, her jokes and her curses.
Even as I aged, her voice grew with me; it became sad, it became tired, but it still held joy. There were hard years, and those times it reflected in her; determination, spine. Will. She had everything she needed, even when we had little; her voice, ever constant, was a verbal reflection of her.
We played the silence game, and she never won. We drove in the car, and laughed and joked like friends, like equals; the sound of her delight, as she told stories- the sound of her disapproval, as I told lies.
I grew taller, and her voice grew richer; years piled on it, and made it something new, different, but always hers. Now I answer the phone
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burning white
shades of blue
by the prints of a cat
soft impressions
in powdered snow.
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To exist. by SanzoBrat To exist. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 4 2 A ride to nowhere. by SanzoBrat A ride to nowhere. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 0 0 fragile moments by SanzoBrat fragile moments :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 2 0 Contimplating raindrops. by SanzoBrat Contimplating raindrops. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 1 0 I wants. by SanzoBrat I wants. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 2 0 I love my city. by SanzoBrat I love my city. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 1 5 Life in Colour. by SanzoBrat Life in Colour. :iconsanzobrat:SanzoBrat 5 1


The Flaky Gene: Philemon by falingard The Flaky Gene: Philemon :iconfalingard:falingard 52 44 Flaky Gene Meme by falingard Flaky Gene Meme :iconfalingard:falingard 217 282 THAWR! by Nimloth87 THAWR! :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 317 36 Lady Hawkguy by Nimloth87 Lady Hawkguy :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 215 48 Industrial Light and Magic by Nimloth87 Industrial Light and Magic :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 160 29 Brodinsons by Nimloth87 Brodinsons :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 150 37 B L U E by Nimloth87 B L U E :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 439 46 Oh look, a Loki fanart, that's unusual. by Nimloth87 Oh look, a Loki fanart, that's unusual. :iconnimloth87:Nimloth87 858 82 Aiden's Yogurt Night by doubleleaf Aiden's Yogurt Night :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 2,184 197 [[NSFW]] Thorin's Yogurt Night by doubleleaf
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[[NSFW]] Thorin's Yogurt Night :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 2,524 344
AC4 dump by doubleleaf AC4 dump :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 4,658 263 Haytham's Waffle Night by doubleleaf Haytham's Waffle Night :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 2,170 175 Song for the Outsider by doubleleaf Song for the Outsider :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 3,168 83 Piers by doubleleaf Piers :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 1,731 96 Merrill and Aveline by doubleleaf Merrill and Aveline :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 1,409 74 Remember Me by doubleleaf Remember Me :icondoubleleaf:doubleleaf 3,540 299


Pure by sumopiggy Pure :iconsumopiggy:sumopiggy 1,004 101 'enemy' by 413 'enemy' :icon413:413 2,232 297 Colours in the Dark by arcipello Colours in the Dark :iconarcipello:arcipello 10,120 550 exit scene by spyroteknik exit scene :iconspyroteknik:spyroteknik 13,114 1,177 ONE PLANET_VERSION 3 by harajukumatt ONE PLANET_VERSION 3 :iconharajukumatt:harajukumatt 9,452 1,661 boundary by feimo boundary :iconfeimo:feimo 13,825 688 Crow by gimei Crow :icongimei:gimei 15,274 840 .autumn.snow. by noah-kh .autumn.snow. :iconnoah-kh:noah-kh 7,160 419


Wow! the worlds largest Bull Aharks live in the Breede River in south africa, but because of the unique hunting strategy these massive sharks use, instead of being the feared maneaters they are in the rest of the world, these BUll Sharks live in harmony with the people who live on the river. Well, near harmony; the nine-foot plus sharks pick the fish off the fisherman's lines, eating half of fish that are world-record breaking in and of their own right. How neat! The community was angry when the world-record shark of Thirteen feet (that's three feet longer then the previous record holder!) was released back into the waters of the Breede river. However, it would have been pointless as this year they caught two near-record breaking male bull sharks, proving that last years thirteen foot female was not, in fact, there to birth her calves, but instead to eat. They proved that the sharks cannot, in fact be relocated, and that they come within feet of swimmers, then, uniterested, move away. The current threory is that if the Breede river's fish life stays massive and diverse, then they'll never have a porblem with people eating sharks.
How neat is that?


The Monster Lady

Current Residence: Some strange place filled with weird people and rain
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium.
Print preference: colour, colour colour! Size don't matter to me!
Favourite genre of music: COUNTRY!
Favourite photographer: Miss Pants.
Favourite style of art: fanstay/realistic/manga
MP3 player of choice: SONY, bytch!
Skin of choice: MINE.
Favourite cartoon character: Sokka from ATLA
Personal Quote: "She's like C4 in the popemobile- DANGEROUS!"


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Javidan9 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Thanks for the fav on Ichabod!
SupremeMonarch Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fave..

*stranger hugs*
StockholmPudding Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
*creeps up on you and tackles*
SanzoBrat Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
-rolls around with*
hahaha, shit I never check DA anymore XD HI BBBY HIIIIII
RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
Thanks so much for the fave! I'm glad you liked it! :D
EatingYourSpleen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: :3
JohnArmbruster Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
ViciousJulious Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks amiga for the fav :D
yourparodies Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
Thanks for the fav :D
howlett66 Featured By Owner May 11, 2012   Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave :)
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