1) Where are your pants?
Feck. Lemmie go look.....
Wait, why are you asking?




2) What's the oddest thing to have gone inside of your body?
a packing peanut. Up my nose.





3) Most creative thing to use as a flotation device?
old lady’s underwear.





4) Do you think feet really are an indicator of "size"?
..............no comment. O__O




5) Worst pickup line you've ever used on someone?
“is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.” Note the quotes, people.



6) Your parents walk in on you with your significant other.
What do you do?
Glare at him and yell “Why aren’t you in my closet?!?” before snatching him from stunned mother, and making a break for it out the window.





7) Any sleeping quirks?
I hit people in my sleep really, really hard. And I bite. And talk. And walk. And basically function like I’m awake.
But I’m not




8) Do you make strange sounds when you eat or drink?
some times I make this weird ass clicking nose in the back of my throat.


9) Favorite Superhero?
Raven, from teen titans. Queen of sarcastic wit.
(That’s right. I’m not like the rest of you perverts, oogling those men in tight spandex.)



10) have you ever paid for something over $10 with change?
Hehe- hell yes. The games to find the pissy cashier, and then dump out all your nickels and dimes.





11) Any interesting concert experiences?
No. I live under a rock.





12) if you could own any animal as a pet, what would it be and why?
What wouldn’t I want? Why else then because they’re neat, and some are soft, and some have scales and some have fur, and some have feathers and some-
....well, you get my point.


13) Your worst public habit?
I’ll stare at people from across the street. Just for the sake of staring. And I mock those ass holes who always act like assholes in public behind their backs.



14) Most embarrassing moment while in a classroom of people?
positively vomit worthy. No, really.


15) Which do you prefer? Pre-Recorded music or Live Recording?
Live, cus then you feel like you’re there.



16) Which do you like better, being in a class with a teacher, or taking online classes?
Teacher. Because you can divert the class with an intelligent remark, and end up having a debate and miss the quiz.




17) Which do you prefer, books or movies?
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooks.





18) You find out through whatever sources that your best friend is going to be the downfall of the world in the future. Do you kill them now, or let them live, and why?
let ‘em live. ‘Cus it’d probably make a wicked awesome adventure, and we can both go down in flames together. Isn’t that what friends are for?




19) Rainbows or Monotone?
Wtf?


20) you see a small child walking down the sidewalk all alone, and it is 9pm, and you are driving to see your dying relative in the hospital who. every minute counts because the relative is about to die, and the small child is wandering around. What do you do?
Toss the kid in the car, and hall ass to the hospital. Aunt Margie won’t die without me there, if she knows what’s good for her. I’m too awesome to leave out.