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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

......
And there is was! SPAM!
My personal favorites are #4, and #26, in the elevator one.

I know I do- after all, I've been gone for months. saddly, I'll be gone until september, most likely.
the long-short of it is, back in may, my computer started ot crap out. in june, it did. I got it fixed, but ended up with a seriouse infection in my hand, from the fish tanks at work, of all things. That put me out of it until this month- last week, the bandage came off, and my finger print returned. But yesterday I got laid off- so all that shit I had plannned to do for you guys has to wait, because I need a job, and took the first one that came up. Namely, a live-in sumemr camp job. It doesn't pay the best, but I can't afford to be picky right now.
My home life is a mess, without all the other crap going on. Mom and Cheryl are getting divorced, Dad got his ass fired, and is bumming off his job, and my sibling doesn't want to get a job- or pay rent, or do chores, or listen to mom- So I am stressed, to say the least. Oh the upside(and this the only good thing happening right now) is that through my once-job, I've ended up with an eighteeen day old hamster. I call her Atty for short, and I can't spell her first name.
I got her- and her littermates(who have all, saddly, died) and her mother, Alarm, on the first (Go canada day!) and she's a cute, fat little creature and you can bet I'll spam you all with pictures of who cute she's being. Look for it later. Like, if my freind (who's most likely taking care of her while I'm gone) remembers/finds her camera, and takes pictures.

So!
That's the sum up of my last three mounths. I'm very sorry I don't have anything good for you guys, but that's the way life is some times. Thanks everyone who's left nice comments- they've been a wonderful help, and bousted my spirit when it was low. You guys are awesome.
So thanks.

see you in semptember.
~Sanzo

That's right.
My computer went belly up over the weekend, and to add insult to injury, I found out it's been subject to a factory recall the entire time I've owned it. Lucky me, huh?
i managed to recove almost eerything that was on it, before Isent it back to have the mother board relaced, but I'm losing my Word, Coral, and other things I've installed. Right now, I'm using my mother's anchient laptop, which- since it hasn't been turned on in so long- has to be completely reset.
This has come at the shittiest time humanly possible. I Graduate in five weeks, and I get my computer back in four. So yes.
Life is amazingly crappy at the moment.
Don't be expecting updates any time son, since I can't to nothin' on mom's laptop except internet.

Have you seen it? You really should!
Okay, okay. explination time, my lovelies. I saw a live performance at the Queen Elizabeth theatre on monday night, and it was breath taking. Even though, fomr the upper gallery you can only see the costumes, i still enjoyed myself so much!
On that note, theatres mroe then twenty years odl are not designed for people who are 5'10, with long legs. BRUISES ON MY SHINS.

So yes.
Go see it.
Updates still on haitus, due ot personal stuff. But Sarahpants, I promise you I'll get yours done.
If only because I know you'd run around a city in a bat costume with me.

......
JUST A LITTLE BIT HYPER.
just a little.

Okay, okay...
So There's been a crap load of stuff happening of late, and no updates have happened.
Sorry.
Long-short of it is, my Grandfather on my Dad's side is dying of lung cancer. Ironically, he doesn't smoke.
The whole wear of emotional attachment is playing havock on my life. EVERYONE is tense, and angsty, and ready to fight aroudn here. NOTHING is getting done, from me. I'm trying, but it's hard to write anything remotely happy when a relative is slowly dying. So I'm once more begging understanding, and patience from everyone. As soon as I'm able, Ièll kick out an update. When I get time, I'll write some little sad/romantic one shot, perhaps with original characters, ot tide you over.
People to whom I owe gifts/ commmisiony things, ....... Sorry. As most of it seems to be PWP, or heavy in the lemon, its harder then most to write. So it might be a little while longer in the making.

So. That's what's going on in my life. Sorry to disapoint.
~Sanzo.

P.S. I really don't need you to apologize. It isn't your fault he's dying. So chill. If your sympathetic, that's wonderful, but please don't apologize. It makes it feel rather like he'd dead.


P.P.S. I'm aiming to get a job over spring break, one to carry me all the way through till next year. Wish me luck! ( and I'll have a week to pick my brains for stories. Even better!)